Would you rather…

Answer the question, and ask another.

Would you rather be a rich loner, or poor with many friends?

Rich Loner thanks - I will just buy friends to pretend to like me…..plus it means I can go heli-boarding whenever I want…..

I am actually both + I snowboard :D

a million dollars and have both thumbs cut off OR $1 and you keep your thumbs?

A skier with $1 and both my thumbs.

Would you rather have explosive diarrhea for a year or hiccups for a year?

LOLLLLLL.

I’ll take the hiccups thanks. 

One night with a member of the same sex, or a year with her?

one night with the same sex please haha

would you rather have balls smashed with a hammer or cut on some razor wire?

cut with the razor wire for sure!!! I was in a concentration camp for 50 year!!!!!!!

would you rather brush your teeth with Juila Gillard’s g-string or floss with Tony Abbots budgie smugglers?

wow these are pretty out there.. hahaha

brush your teeth with Juila Gillard’s g-string

ferrari or lambo? haha

ferrari

go back to school or work for free

back too school…..

would you rather watch nyteskye brush his teeth with Juila Gillard’s g-string or floss with Tony Abbots budgie smugglers?

both

Seinfeld or friends?

friends ftw [=

ford or holden

none sorry both are so shit get a subaru lol

mum or dad????

Nudie run at the snow.

McDonalds or KFC?

Man, that’s a tough one… But I’ll take KFC for variety.

Would you rahter a tough job that pays well, or a cruisey job that pays bad?

Bernie Chapstick. Not to be confused with Burnt Chapstick, an unfortunate condition caused my loneliness.

Camping or hotel?

hotel so i can steal the slippers haha

pow or park?