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Ok post here some of the best jokes and funny emails you get smile

 
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My name is Alice Smith and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his dental diploma, which bore his full name.

Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark haired boy with the same name had been in my secondary school class some 30-odd years ago.

Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then?

Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray haired man with the deeply lined face was far too old to have been my classmate. After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan park secondary school.

“Yes, yes I did. I’m a Morganner!” he beamed with pride. “When did you leave to go to college?” I asked.

He answered, “In 1965. Why do you ask?” “You were in my class!” I exclaimed. He looked at me closely. Then that ugly, old, bald, wrinkled, fat arsed, grey haired, decrepit, bastard asked… “What did you teach?”

 
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Don’t play this with the sound at work… NSFW *(Not Safe For Work)

 
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