Glad you posted before me banger, it will help with how cam crazy I look.
Stills;
film
box brownie (kodak bakerlite) 1930's
canon A1 1977 (the year starwars came out) first camera with digital metering
Nikon SLR 1991
digital
Nikon D70 5MP old DSLR I think 2002
Olympus 850sw
Olympus 1050SW
lenses;
18-70mm
70-300mm
55-200 slide zoom
sigma 600mm analog mirror macro lens 1:8 (on digi body +1200mm)
video;
Canon XL1s
Canon XHA1
more than a few VIO POV.1.5

RageCam bullet camera 580 horiz line
lights;
2x speedlight
multiple flash rig I've never used
video light (gets used often as our household torch)
all sorts of lens filters
I left out a fair bit, eg: the cheap and nasty
Software
Photoshop elements 6 (mac)
Final Cut Studio
Mpeg streamclip